Apologies to anyone visiting the blog expecting my usual mix of wit (snigger), intellectual banter (guffaw) and insightful opinion (falls off chair laughing). What you will find instead is a list that includes things that you do with your boobs and stuff you pop in your pants. Still here? Well then you must be a parent-to-be.
Over two pregnancies I’ve honed a list of what (I think) should be on every new parent’s shopping list, including what you should pack in the god-like object that is your hospital bag. I’ve cut the crap (you’ll have plenty of that when the tiny pooping machine arrives and who needs a top and tail bowl anyway) leaving what should near-as-damned be the ultimate, honed list of what you really need to buy before a baby arrives. I’d love to say this is a definitive list but babies leave your brain addled and it’s about personal choice (of course) so please do comment, suggest, criticise and share and help this baby continue to grow.
Nursery | |
Toys / baby gym | ; |
Bouncy chair | x1 |
Mobile for cot | x1 |
Moses basket & stand | x1 |
Bath (but don’t bother with a top and tail bowl – really, who uses them?) | x1 |
Changing mat | x1 |
Cot (or cot bed if you’re prone to planning ahead) | x1 |
Monitor | x1 |
Thermometer (for room temperature) | x1 |
Dummies | x2 |
Travel | |
Buggy | x1 (but you may end up trying a few in your time) |
Pram blankets and sheets | x2 |
Sling/carrier | x1 |
Sun shades for car windows | x2 |
Car seat (you won’t get out the hospital without it!) | x1 |
Feeding/Changing Note, this allows for bottle or breastfeeding (you can plan this one as much as you like but better be prepared for either/both I say) | |
Nappy bags | ; |
Nursing bras | x2+ |
Breast pads (Lansinoh disposable pads are the best – other brands are available to course but in my experience none are as leak-proof) | Boxes of the b*ggers if you end up breastfeeding |
Breast pump (electric) | x1 |
Bottles | x6 to 8 |
Teats (slow and med) | x6 to 8 |
Bottle brush | x1 |
Steriliser (electric better than microwave) | x1 |
Changing bag | x1 |
Small insulated bottle bag | x1 |
Bottle/food warmer | x1 |
Bedding – cot | ; |
Fitted bottom sheets | x3 |
Flat top sheets | x3 |
Blankets | x3 |
Bedding – moses basket | |
Fitted bottom sheets | x3 |
Pram blankets | x3 |
Linen – other | |
Muslins (preferably not white – they’ll end up grey) | Lots! |
Bath towels | x2 |
Flannels/mitts | x2 |
Clothes | |
0-3 months (or newborn but 0-3 allows for whoppers) | |
Vests (bodysuits/short sleeves) | x6 to 8 |
Sleeping bag (1 or 2.5 tog depending on time of year – NB only suitable for babies when over a certain weight) | x2 |
Sleepsuits | x6 |
Day outfits (eg b-gros, dungarees, t-shirts) | Oh, never too many and these will come in gift form so don’t go wild before the baby arrives |
Cardigans | x2 to 3 (you may not need to buy if granny has been knitting …) |
Socks | x2 to 3 pairs |
Mittens | x2 pairs (ditto above re granny) |
Shawl | x2 |
Hats | x2 |
Jacket (warmer) | x1 |
Bibs | x10 |
Toiletries etc | |
Baby bubble bath – don’t need to start with but add to stock | ; |
Baby nail clippers and scissors | ; |
Sudocrem (for bums and all else) | ; |
Metanium cream (for bad nappy rash) | ; |
Cotton wool balls | ; |
Wet wipes (we used ‘sensitive’ wipes – wipes not always recommended for newborns) | ; |
Baby lotion | ; |
Talc | ; |
Hairbrush | ; |
Cotton buds | ; |
Nipple cream – Lansinoh is the must-have! Other brands available but don’t bother looking in Ann Summers … | ; |
Infacol (worth having in case of colic) | ; |
Digital thermometer for taking baby’s temp | ; |
Calpol (NB can’t use until 3 months + but have it ready) | ; |
Hospital bag | |
FOR YOU | ; |
Maternity notes! | ; |
Water spray/mist | ; |
Socks and/or slippers and/or flip flops | 1 pair |
Dressing gown | ; |
Nursing bras | x2 |
Breast pads | Quite a few! |
Shower gel, deodorant, make-up, nipple cream etc | ; |
Arnica tablets (start taking as soon as you’ve had the baby – eases bruising to your bits!!) | ; |
Glucose sweets, eg Lucozade sweets | ; |
Phone charger | ; |
Something to read | ; |
Money | ; |
Snacks – eg cereal bars, bananas | ; |
Big bottle of water and small cartons of orange juice | ; |
Maternity pads (these will take up half your bag!) | Large packet |
Old cotton pants – don’t bother with the disposable paper pants as they’re undignified and unpleasant! | x5 |
Button through nightdress | x2 |
Change of clothes to go home in | ; |
FOR BABY | ; |
Newborn nappies | Small pack |
Teddy (don’t do what I did for my first child and take the teddy out of the bag to make way for more of my own stuff. Selfless, eh?) | ; |
Sudocrem | ; |
Wet wipes | 1 pack |
Sleepsuits | x4 |
Cardigans | x2 |
Hats | x2 |
Scratch mitts | 2 pairs |
Shawl/blanket | x1 |
Going home outfit (what you’d like your baby to first meet the outside world in although the paparazzi are unlikely to be waiting outside) | x1 |
Warm outer clothes depending on time of year | ; |
Muslins | x6 |
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