5 things my 3-year-old has said that I never will (probably)

I am used to being tagged. As a chubby child I couldn’t run fast enough to get away. Tags these days are much more fun and less demeaning so thanks to Emma at Mummy Mummy Mum for tagging me in Helen at the The Crazy Kitchen’s meme. The idea is to come up with 5 things that your child says that you never will. In some ways a tricky one for me as my daughter and I are like peas in a pod; in other ways, very easy as she comes out with some real crackers. So here are mine (and inevitably they mainly involve bodily functions):

1. If a monster comes in in the night, I’ll do a pop to scare it away.
2. Have you got a ticket for the wee show?
3. I’ve done four poos – a mummy, two babies and a dinosaur.
4. Look mummy, your boobies are small.
5. I’m not doing anything – just sitting here picking my nose.

So, now I’m ‘it’ – all huffy and puffy from chasing – and I’m tagging:

Dorky Mum

Rollercoaster Mum

SAHD and Proud

The iDad

The rules are simple: 5 things that your child has said that you may once have said but wouldn’t now in a month of Sundays. Then tag some victims. Finally, pop back to Helen’s original post and add yourself to her linky. On your marks …